I never went to homecoming and I'm doing just fine. UPSET THE PATRIARCHY. BOYCOTT SCHOOL DANCES. ASK A BOY TO HOMECOMING AND HAVE A BOY ASK YOU TO SADIES. I'm not entirely sure what that has to do with the patriarchy, considering I included sadies, but if I thought long and hard enough, I could come up with a plausible answer. And I'm sorry about this comment. It's almost 2am and apparently I'm in the mood to write a capslock-laced, novel-length comment about school dances and the patriarchy. I'm sorry you read all the way to here. There was really no need. anyway.